Squirrel Takeover

I went out to fill the bird feeders today for those fucking squirrels our fine feathered friends when I discovered for the second time an attempt to take over the birdfeeder. Now I know where my mop has been disappearing...those little bastards think they are going to winter out in my birdhouse, I have news for them...due to non-payment of rent and deposit on said house, you have been evicted...and you won't be getting your damage deposit back.

I can't imagine it would be very warm in there, and there is so much deadfall, I reckon they could find something much more cozy for the winter than a birdhouse that the roof comes off easily in the wind (or by squirrel power).

so take that you pesky squirrels...I have ruined your housing plan once

again...